The ANC Prayer
Our Comrade who art in heaven,
Zuma be thy name.
Thy revolution come,
Thy will be done
In Cape Town as it is in Nkandla.
Give us this day our monthly grant.
And forgive us our liberal tendencies,
As we forgive those who get tenders ahead of us.
And lead us not into capitalism,
But deliver us from Zille,
For thine is the country,
And the power, and the women,
For ever and ever.